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THE TAILOR

A men’s tailoring site that tells its story in Lagos voice and opens fast on mid-range Android phones on paid data.

Lighthouse 100 and a first screen under 60 KB, at launch
Client
THE TAILOR, Ikorodu
Year
2026
Discipline
Website
Live
thetailor.store

The brief

The owner had a written manifesto and real photographs, and wanted a site that felt like the brand, not a template.

The constraint

About 9 in 10 visitors are Nigerian, mostly on mid-range Android phones paying for every megabyte. Heavy 3D would cost them money before it impressed them.

What we decided

  1. Speed first

    Static HTML, CSS and plain JavaScript, no framework, and a first screen under 60 KB.

  2. Real photos

    Carefully compressed, with no AI-generated people or garments.

  3. A voice that sounds like Lagos

    About 70% English and 30% Pidgin, held together by a style guide.

  4. A conversation instead of a form

    “The Fitting Room” asks a few questions and opens WhatsApp with a ready-written message.

The outcome

Live at thetailor.store, deploying from GitHub to Cloudflare Pages on every push.

Lighthouse at launch
100
First screen at launch
Under 60 KB
Hosting
Cloudflare Pages
Live
thetailor.store

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